Notes: 40531 / 1 day ago
from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from desarios)
This is how I feel about myself sometimes.
Notes: 97335 / 2 days ago
from the-absolute-funniest-posts (originally from haave-you-met-ted)
Notes: 6168 / 5 days ago
from the-absolute-best-posts (originally from theashleyclements)
"Don’t just be yourself, be all of your selves."
Notes: 2450 / 5 days ago
WHO THE HELL WROTE THESE LYRICS.
5 days ago
One could make the argument that I “got it from my momma”. #tbt #heymama
Notes: 36 / 6 days ago
from 32st (originally from lonchefilm)
Notes: 18 / 1 week ago
"Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where…or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or…or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason, whatsoever."
Notes: 5998 / 1 week ago
from 32st (originally from imnotmorrissey)
Notes: 1018 / 2 weeks ago
from mechaaudzilla (originally from robindaggers)
I still fangirl over Jim & Pam and I don’t think I’ll ever stop. OTP 4ever.
Notes: 78575 / 2 weeks ago
from the-absolute-best-posts (originally from zuulie-deactivated20120728)
The amount of work put into a joke like this, is so incredibly admirable to me.
“I want them to comb the desert, do you hear me? COMB THE DESERT!!!”
I think this is the universe’s way of telling me that I really need to watch Spaceballs again. Like real soon.